Last weekend, Susan Boyle was just another unknown face in the shadows living alone with her cat - Today, she's a worldwide sensation, as a clip of her singing on the TV show Britain's Got Talent exploded onto the Youtube scene. Not only did Susan Boyle's amazing voice manage to win over the usually cranky American Idol judge Simon Cowell - She touched the hearts of millions everywhere. Susan Boyle's singing is truly a sound to behold.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Susan Boyle Offered A Million Dollars To Star In An Adult Film


Yep, that's right - In the nastiest gossip I’ve ever heard in my life, homely British singer phenomenon Susan Boyle has been presented $1 million to make a porno movie in which she loses her virginity on film. Horrible!

Susan Boyle at her home

After rising to worldwide fame as a Britain's Got Talent star, this adult film deal would require Susan Boyle to lose her virginity on camera to even earn the huge paycheck from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films. Boyle, who says she's never even been kissed, has taken the world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-esque TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

“The logical extension of that statement is that she’s still a virgin. We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”

“We want real sexual chemistry. Since we have no way of knowing what Susan’s ‘type’ is, we’ll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, ‘endowments.’ Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match.”

If Boyle accepts the invitation to appear in this adult film, the porno company responsible for producing it will fly her out to Hollywood on - Yep, you guessed it - Virgin Airlines. Oh, the irony. Luckily, fans of Susan Boyle will be allowed to play a role in the naming of the movie. It's uncertain at this time who will costar with Susan.

OK, I understand that this is what the porno companies like to do nowadays, but is this really necessary? Susan Boyle is such a nice lady already with an amazing singing talent and shouldn't have to resort to making adult films - Someone please give her a record deal!

11 comments:

  1. If Susan Boyle does a porno flick, then she is just in it for the money. How sick this company has offered her a million dollars for losing her virginity in a film. That is just sick!!!!

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  2. I'm pretty sure that the porno offer was just a bogus publicity stunt for the company that announced it, in which case it obviously worked. I highly doubt that Susan Boyle will ever agree to participate in it, especially now that she's a worldwide star.

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  3. that's disgusting, she has to much talent to do trash like that.

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  4. why this company wish to destroy Susan Boyle future carrier. that offer is very bad,dont you think so.

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  5. Estoy maravillado de la personalidad y talento de susan Boyle, me maravilla su humildad y deseo de cumplir su sueño, es valido lo que le dijo la jurado Amanda, ella nos dió la lección de que no importa como te vean, solo debes importar lo que puedes hacer con esa imagen, ESTOY MUY EMOCIONADO, NO ME CANSO DE VERLA Y OIRLA CANTAR OJALA TUVIERA SU EMAIL PARA ESCRIBIRLE.

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  6. Why bothering making an offer to a lady who will make millions of dollars. Your measley little one million dollars is nothing for her to ever look forward to. You need to go find a nobody to offer that money to not Susan Boyle. I'm sure this company knows it would never be accepted, that's why it's offered! haha what a joke!

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  7. where do you get the idea that susan is ugly..how ridiculous..she is pretty..look again..do you critics know what ugly is..

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  8. Susan Boyle is genuine. She's got charisma that can't be touched by 99% of the population. A very unique simple gal with a heart of gold. I'm so glad she is accepted so greatly and I hope her popularity never dies. She is showing the world that anyone can make it if they only apply themselves. Desire, talent and perserverance is the key to fulfillment and Susan is doing a terrific job of showing us all that. I hope you never fall prey to things that some of the other great entertainers have fallen prey to Susan. Bring it on Susan.........

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  9. If i were susan boyle i will difinitely turn down the 1 million dollar. In fact life is not all about money but dignity and purity. The porno film just using susan boyle. And after susan boyle will become sick and depressed again. So many celebrities are depressed because of losing their dignity about sex. 1 million is not the equavalent price for losing virginity. Virginity is divine and forever. And sex is a special gift from God and this is only for between a married man and woman called husband and wife. SUSAN BOYLE DON'T BE DECEIVE BY MONEY. YOUR SINGING CAREER IS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SUPPLY AND PROVIDE YOUR DAILY NEEDS. YOU ARE WELL HONORED. WHAT IS 1 MILLION DOLLAR IF YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY. YOU ARE NOT CRAZY AND FOOLISH. GOD LOVES YOU.PRESERVE YOUR VIRGINITY FOR THE GLORY OF GOD. YOU WILL LOST NOTHING IF YOU NEVER BEEN KISS YOU ARE MORE THAN A 1 MILLION DOLLAR.

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  10. How sick can you be. Shame on the people who even posted such TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Of course, it would be tragic for her to take this deal. There is NO doubt in my mind she won't. Don't do it Susan. Your album is awesome. I listened to it while receiving my weekly bio-feedback sessions. Well done! Tom

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